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Funny pool sign: Welcome to the ool, the P is missing, let's keep it that way

No diving. No running. Shower before entering the pool. These are the stern warnings you see on most pool signs, especially the ones at public swimming pools where the masses congregate on summer days.

Fortunately, there’s no rule against putting up funny pool signs in your own backyard. As a matter of fact, it’s highly recommended. A humorous sign (or three) sets a fun and informal tone that’s perfect for pool parties or just goofing around with friends and family.

You can find plenty of hilarious swimming pool signs for sale, many of them covering “rules” on things like skinny dipping, partying, and peeing in the pool. In short, they’re nothing like the boring signs you encounter at your friendly neighborhood public pool. Here are ten you definitely won’t want to miss:

1. Welcome to Our OOL

Funny pool sign: Welcome to our ool, notice there is no p in it, let's keep it that wayThis one’s a classic. In fact, you can find the same message in a variety of designs. This sign wins because it’s bold and easy to read.

2. No Skinny Dipping Alone

Pool sign: No Skinny Dipping AloneA riff on the standard “don’t swim alone” signs you usually see. The worn look of this sign makes it look authentic enough for people to take it seriously – until they actually read it.

3. Liquid Asset

Pool sign: God bless our pool, it's our only liquid assetThis message might seem particularly appropriate if you just bought your pool. It’s also one of the few funny pool signs that doesn’t rely on lowbrow humor (not that there’s anything wrong with that).

4. We Don’t Swim in Your Toilet

Pool sign with cartoon: We don't swim in your toilet, don't pee in our poolSpeaking of lowbrow humor, it doesn’t get much lower than this (again, not that there’s anything wrong with that). You can find the same message on other designs, but the picture on this one makes it our favorite.

5. Chunky Dunking

Pool sign that reads We don't skinny dip, we chunky dunkThis is a great sign because it reminds guests not to be self-conscious while using your private pool. But more importantly, it’s just hilarious.

6. Clothing Optional

Pool sign: Clothing Optional Beyond This PointA straightforward and simple sign on the familiar skinny dipping theme. This one would look great on or near a fence gate or other entry point into your pool area.

7. Beer Break

Pool sign: Swim at your own risk, life guard on beer breakHey, kicking back with a beer is the prerogative of any pool owner. Obviously, this is another sign that works off of a typical message found on public pool signs.

8. Urine Detector

Yellow and black pool sign that reads Warning, this pool is equipped with a urine detectorThis sign resembles an actual warning sign, but the message is anything but serious. If only these signs were posted at public swimming pools where they might actually do some good.

9. No Skinny Dipping Before 6PM

Pool sign: No Skinny Dipping Before 6PMThis one would be equally at home in a man-cave or a pool area. If you like to throw wild pool parties, this is the sign for you. ‘Nuff said.

10. Sharks

Pool sign: Sharks have been spotted in this pool, they come out when they smell pee!Hopefully people don’t pee themselves laughing at this message. Seriously, when it comes to pool signs, pee humor never gets old.

If you want to create a loose atmosphere for your backyard pool, you can’t go wrong with any of the funny outdoor pool signs above. You can find all of them for sale at Amazon.com – just click an image above to visit the product page. For lots more ideas on decorating pool areas (for above ground pools in particular), check out this article.

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